Brain Farts

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Walking down the Stairs, that take you from your 2nd Story to your 1st Story in your home. The stairs you go up and down 341 times a day. You are going down, hands full of ..anything, anything at all and your almost to the bottom, doing your "feet go down the stairs routine"...and Suddenly.
Your feet and brain don't communicate any longer, how many more stairs to go? Oh Crap you hope your feet can figure this out. And if they don't...face plant to the bottom. Yep. I've done it. I thought I was done, 1 more stair to go- but no-- They were 3 to go- and Down I went. 
BRAIN FART.


Bowling. Ball in hand, you got your "routine" Step with the right foot, then the left, right, left lunge and bowl. My turn, here we go. Standing with ball in hand about to get my Strike ON. And it happens. Which foot do I start with? I took too many steps up. I didn't lunge with my right leg.
BRAIN FART.


Opening the Fridge and putting in the box of cereal. 
BRAIN FART.


Starting a load of laundry and not putting clothes in the washer. Then coming back into the garage 6 hours later to water just chilling in your washer, patiently waiting.
BRAIN FART.





A brain fart (may be jocularly derived from "brain infarction")^[1] is slang for a special kind of abnormal brain activity which results inhuman error while performing a repetitive task

{Thank you Wikipedia for the definition}



So.... this is the only time I will allow "fart talk" at the Table... Bring it Ladies- I know you got some!